THE WALLET

From heaven, one day, did Jupiter proclaim, “Let all that live before my throne appear, And there if any one […]

THE WOLF AND THE FOX

“Dear wolf,” complain’d a hungry fox, “A lean chick’s meat, or veteran cock’s, Is all I get by toil or

AN UNSPEAKABLE IMBECILE

A Judge said to a Convicted Assassin: “Prisoner at the bar, have you anything to say why the death-sentence should

AN OPTIMIST

Two Frogs in the belly of a snake were considering their altered circumstances. “This is pretty hard luck,” said one.

THE SICK STAG

A stag, where stags abounded, Fell sick and was surrounded Forthwith by comrades kind, All pressing to assist, Or see,

THE DEER & THE LION

From the hounds the swift Deer sped away, To his cave, where in past times he lay Well concealed; unaware

PORCUPINE, SNAKE, & COMPANY

Going shares with the Snakes, Porcupine Said–“the best of the bargain is mine:” Nor would he back down, When the

THE LION IN LOVE

Though the Lion in love let them draw All his teeth, and pare down every claw, He’d no bride for

THE GIANT AND THE DWARF

A Dwarf one day met a Giant. “Let me come with you,” said he. “Very well,” said the Giant. When

THE PARTRIDGE AND HER YOUNG

A Partridge lived in a corn-field. “Mother,” said one of her Chicks, “we must run away from this field; for

THE MAN & THE SNAKE

In pity he brought the poor Snake To be warmed at his fire. A mistake! For the ungrateful thing Wife

THE SPIDER AND THE SWALLOW

“O Jupiter, whose fruitful brain, By odd obstetrics freed from pain, Bore Pallas, erst my mortal foe, Pray listen to

A VALUABLE SUGGESTION

A Big Nation having a quarrel with a Little Nation, resolved to terrify its antagonist by a grand naval demonstration

THE OLD MAN AND THE PUPIL

A Beautiful Old Man, meeting a Sunday-school Pupil, laid his hand tenderly upon the lad’s head, saying: “Listen, my son,

THE BEAVER AND THE FLY

A busy little Beaver had been working for months, arranging his house, by the river side. “Why do you take

THE DOG AND THE RAT

A great Dog caught a small but thievish Rat. “O, sir!” said the Rat, “pray let me go. Next year

THE FIR & THE BRAMBLE

The Fir-tree looked down on the Bramble. “Poor thing, only able to scramble About on the ground.” Just then an

THE ASS & THE ENEMY

“Get up! let us flee from the Foe,” Said the Man: but the Ass said, “Why so?” “Will they double

NOTHING TOO MUCH

Look where we will throughout creation, We look in vain for moderation. The grain, best gift of Ceres fair, Green

THE JUDGE AND THE RASH ACT

A Judge who had for years looked in vain for an opportunity for infamous distinction, but whom no litigant thought

THE FAITHFUL CASHIER

The Cashier of a bank having defaulted was asked by the Directors what he had done with the money taken.

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